Sometimes Gen Z kids think too much of themselves.

And today, we have a story of a cringy kid who is convinced he is a quote-unquote Riz God.

And spoiler, he has negative game.

Put your cringe goggles on and let's just jump right into it.

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Andrew.

So anyways, there was a kid in Andrew's class who one day started to sat down at Andrew's

table with his friends, and Andrew didn't know this kid that well, and we're just going to

call him the Gen Z kid or the cringing kid.

We're just going to call him the... We're going to call, actually, the, we're going to call him the Riz God, but I'm going to

call him that ironically, because the kid sits down and he basically is like, you know, like, what's good,

boy, he's like, what's up? And, like, Andrew doesn't really know this kid. And, you know, Andrew's friend doesn't really know this kid, so they kind of look at him, they're like, what's good, dude? He's like, boys, I don't think you understand, but I've been

spending the last couple months studying the art of being a ris god. You don't understand. I am

legitimately, I can pick up like any woman ever. I'm willing to bet the whole farm on it, bro. And obviously, Andrew kind of looks at his friends.

Because, like, no disrespect, but, like, this kid definitely did not appear to be, I don't know, someone who could legitimately pick up anyone.

And that's not just necessarily an appearance jab.

I mean, he wasn't freaking DeCaprio or anything like that.

But he also, he also just, like, the way he held himself, the way he dressed,

um, the aromas coming from him.

Like huge combination of stuff that just really didn't imply him to be a quote-unquote

Rizgod as he was self-proclaiming to be.

So Andrew and his friends were seeing a pretty good betting opportunity.

They were like, all right, they're like, okay, man, like, sure, we'll take the bet.

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