cringey gen alpha kid tells the teacher "the sun is fake" (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a cringey gen alpha kid tells the teacher "the sun is fake" this gen alpha kid has brainrot and loves watching content farms and loves skibidi toilet and thinks he has skibidi rizz and mango and those who know. Try not to laugh, and try not to cringe at this hilarious and funny storytime. This cringey gen alpha kid claims the sun is fake, but also thinks Sonic the Hedgehog and Shin Sonic are both real. This kid also came into class claiming he knows Gru and the Minions from Despicable Me the movie. This poor Teacher has to deal with all the brainrot from this Gen Alpha kid, who spends all day watching YouTube Shorts and now thinks the Sun is Fake which is hilarious and too funny! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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