What's up, everybody. It's me, Cecily, here with my friend, Stephanie, you know our last

names because we are one person. We don't need last names anymore.

I officially changed my last name to cringe.

Oh my God.

That is, wow.

That is seriously like commitment.

I'm very dedicated to our show.

Now, I feel kind of embarrassed because I changed my last name to Joe Rogan.

Oh, but to. Wow. I'm just like Joe Rog. Wow. I'm just thought it could get some more hits. Like people saw that and they're like, oh, yeah, I like that. Now I feel dumb. But did you run it by anybody? Because you never said anything. I think I would have made you think about it a little bit more. I wouldn't have told you no.

That's why I didn't want to say something, you know? Yeah. Because I didn't want to, I was feeling spontaneous. I was feeling, I was flowing, as they say. I was flowing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, Cessly Joe Rogan. No, I actually put a Z on the end. I'm Sussly Joe Rogans.

Now that I like.

I like that, though. Who says that? Yeah, I'm Sussly Joe Rogan. No, I actually put a Z on the end. I'm Sussly Joe Rogans.

Now that I like.

I like that, though.

That's really cute.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm excited.

We have a lot to talk about today.

Yes. A lot, a lot.

And the first story, we're going to get it out of the way because it's the darkest story. We don't want to end with the darkest story. No. And that is, Rihanna had a scary day.

Somebody, okay, well, this woman has basically just shot into her house, like walked by and was

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