Hey, everybody. What's up. It's cringe. It's time for your cringe daily.

It's time for your cringe. What up? What up? It's cringe. It's time for your cringe daily. It's time for your cringe.

What up? What up? Lo-key. I'm trying to do Shaya, but I'm not a very good impressionist.

What up, Loki. I'm already in trouble. Don't get me in trouble. Lo-key, loki.

Everyone just gets worse by the second. I saw on somewhere that they found Shaya's driver's license just had fallen out of his pocket somewhere on Bourbon Street.

Like last week, like this week.

And it's five years expired.

Why would he even bother to have it in his wallet?

He's so fucking, God.

I'm sick of the shit.

It was expired?

Yes.

Oh, my God, hilarious. Five years expired.

That's so funny.

Why is he even carrying it?

I don't know because he has to get into places.

Nobody knows who he is.

Like, they're not, most people don't. Occasionally, it's very, sorry to give a Woody Allen reference, but it is very Alvy singer. I think he stands around to get recognized, but then acts like he doesn't want it. He'll be just standing in the middle, taking a shirt off, like, ah! And then one out of like a thousand people are like, wait, are you that guy?

You're that guy. And he's like, whoa, what? Then he makes a big scene so that everyone starts

filming. Right. I think when you're just walking around, no one knows who he is. Fuck that guy.

I'm in a bad mood. And you should be in a bad mood. Things are, things are not great in our country.

Not great in our country and in our world.

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