Crimson Tide (1995)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

When an Army veteran and a nurse who knows nothing about the military review a '90s submarine movie, you know it's going to be crazy. Throw in Roger Roeper's tales of babysitting in an alligator costume, and it's full-on insane.

Listener Rod Phillips paid Shat The Movies good money to cover "Crimson Tide" as a birthday gift to himself. And his choice wound up being one of the funniest podcasts we've ever done.

Kerri wonders how missiles work, Big D dabbles in sailorspeak, and Roger examines which is creepier: magicians or clowns. The Shat Crew celebrates the stellar cast of Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman, Viggo Mortensen, James Gandolfini, Steve Zahn, Ryan Phillippe, and ... Richy Schroder?

Kerri bemoans low standards in the military and medical fields. Big D steals the show by explaining the horrors of dying in a sinking sub, shaming fat sailors, and demonstrating he's downright ruthless when it comes to the Trolley Dilemma. And nuke-spooked Roger wishes he were watching "Top Gun."

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0:00.0	So, chat listeners, in addition to being able to commission films, we will send Raj to play with your children for $100 an hour.
0:11.0	Unsupervised.
0:12.0	What I'm saying is I have experience. Unsupervised.
0:13.0	What I'm saying is I have experience.
0:14.0	I have references.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	Remember when we first met John McLean.
0:19.0	Argyll picked him up from the plane and took him down the Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas party and the terrorists were over zealous but it was sweet when they killed Ellis and with a little help from Allen, John McClay kicked us.
0:36.0	Welcome back to Shatt the movies, the podcaster, we answer the question
0:38.7	where the movies we love and growing up really that good, have you ever caught yourself thinking,
0:42.2	why don't they make movies like they used to?
0:43.6	Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie
0:46.7	Rensselaer blockbuster video? Do you even remember what blockbuster video was?
0:50.1	Have you answered yes and this is the podcast for you? I'm one of your three co-host,
0:54.0	Roger Roper, and alongside me are Mac2 co-host, Big DeD, Dick Ebert.
0:58.0	Good evening.
1:00.0	And Carrie Alabama Gross.
1:02.0	You don't put a condom on unless you're going to fuck. Yeah.
1:05.2	Mm-hmm.
1:07.2	Fuck yeah. You're so strange. You're the strange. You're the strangest, you're the strangest person I know.
1:15.0	Why that?
1:16.0	Yeah.
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