Let's welcome to our guest, when one of his audience members bust a gut, it's usually

from appendicitis, comedian Joe Mackey.

She packs heat while dispensing, red meat, townhold.com editor and Fox News contributor,

Danny Babelich.

He looks and sounds like a gram of weed, comedian and founder of Western Razor Company, David

Angelo.

And like a proctologist office, old men also wait hours to see her.

New York Times best selling author, and Fox News contributor, got to.

And you want to keep crime at bay, but it just won't go away.

It must be time for, if we can't beat them, join them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

As thugs beat our asses, let's put on rose colored glasses.

After all, no matter how much we complain about crime, our liberal leaders just side with

the slime.

First up, Democratic Congressman Henry Quayla, was carjacked at gunpoint while parking

in Washington, D.C. Monday night.

Yeah, he found parking.

He got his car back a few hours later, but thieves had stolen his sushi out of it, which

is, you know, another crime that will go on challenge.

And last check, cops are still looking for the perps.

That should be easy.

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