CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
Too Scary; Didn't Watch
Headgum
4.6 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Extra organs, sexy organs, organs all-around! This week we're recapping David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022) not to be confused with David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (1970)! Tune in to find out if this is Kstew's best role yet???
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Two Scary, Didn't Watch. |
| 0:22.1 | Hi everyone, welcome to Two Scary Didn't Watch. |
| 0:25.2 | The horror movie recap podcast for those two scared to watch themselves. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm Henley and I'm two scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to |
| 0:38.2 | and we are missing our dear sweet Emily today. |
| 0:42.7 | I know. |
| 0:43.7 | I really miss her and I always forget that when she's not here, I have to do the opening |
| 0:48.0 | and you always remind me moments before and I'm so grateful that I hadn't been thinking |
| 0:54.6 | about it because man, it would have stressed me out how many of that opening you nailed |
| 0:59.0 | it. |
| 1:00.0 | You knocked it out of the goddamn park. |
| 1:01.0 | You're a pro. |
| 1:02.0 | You're an absolute pro. |
| 1:03.6 | I'm pretty sure I have a freaking memorized at this point, but nonetheless when you're |
| 1:09.0 | put on the spot, you can't help but be like, whoa, hate being put on the spot. |
| 1:13.6 | I really, I freeze up. |
| 1:15.0 | My brain just stops working. |
| 1:17.1 | This is why sometimes I think about what it must be like to be an actor in a TV series |
| 1:23.7 | or in a film, how do they do it? |
| 1:27.4 | How do they do it? |
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