It's scary movies getting dragged. Keep you up late night in bed. Here's a podcast that will help you.

It's your mind. We'll explain the part really nicely. And we'll talk about what's

frightening so you never have to have a spooky time. It's ruined.

Hello everybody. Welcome to ruined. I'm Halle. I'm Allison. And this is a podcast. We ruined a

horror movie just for you. Just kidding. How you doing? I'm okay. I was just saying

if you had anything particularly horrifying happened to you this week.

Not the general, the ambient horror of the world. Yeah, I would say it's so hard because

like we're a week or two ahead. So like God knows what has unfolded in all of the nightmare corners

of our political and cultural moment. The birds are coming back and that is something that

is not hate them. I hate them. Well, like there's a big tree outside behind my apartment off my

like terrace and in the winter there aren't any birds because there's nothing for them to do.

But we are start we are entering spring. We are starting to get blooming stuff. And just

yesterday for the first time there was a bird like on the railing of my terrace. And I was just

like don't you try and get in here. I do like that you're you know as we approach 40.

You are solidifying your role in your neighborhood as woman with contentious relationship with

the birds. Yes. Yes. Forever. You got to have that lady on your block.

Also, like I've asked other people in my I have a friend of my building who lives like exactly

three floors up from me. And I'm like did you ever get a bird fly directly into your window or

door? And she was like no. And I'm like I'm like exactly at the right height for the tree.

But now that Rizz is here. Rizz the cat cat of the pod. I do feel like his presence in the

windowsill might Oh, that's smart. Because I used to have a big fake owl. And I put it away for

the season. But I might not need it this year because now Rizz is there like terrifying anything

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