4.2 • 970 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Jake "Feral Jokes" Flores and Andy continue our very specific collaboration of giving positive reviews to controversial works of sf! This time it's David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE! A film in which "surgery is the new sex," and probably an allegory for why art and politics suck. It's NICE!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, fuck it, let's go. It's another Jake and Andy SciFi Movie Night. We should come up with a dumb name for these. |
| 0:12.0 | I guess the last one was a TV show. |
| 0:15.0 | Well we did, yeah we did severance and we talked about Don't Look Up and now we're doing crimes of the future and the thing that's true of all three of these |
| 0:24.1 | is that everybody hates these projects. I guess people don't hate severance but |
| 0:28.7 | do people hate crimes of the future? Everyone I talked to did not like it. |
| 0:33.5 | The best I got was unsure, slightly on the positive side. |
| 0:37.9 | You know what we should call our series, Crimes of the Present? I think I'm just going to call everything that happens to me now a crime |
| 0:45.8 | like I just had too much Taco Bell for lunch and that was a crime of the future. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah everything in a sense is a crime. That's definitely a crime of the future. |
| 0:53.0 | It's also body horror, Kronenberg, baby. |
| 0:56.0 | I loved this movie and I didn't, I haven't talked to anyone |
| 1:00.3 | who seemed to dislike it, but that's probably a me thing and that's good you know not that's like I the company I keep is all |
| 1:08.5 | the types of people that would love this movie you know the people in the theater did not like it there's like |
| 1:13.4 | a groups in front of us and side-to-side from us all up the theater talking about how |
| 1:18.7 | bad it was that's crazy I mean if you go see a movie like this in too normal of a theater you'll get like |
| 1:24.7 | you know fucking normies you know who might be like what did I just walk the |
| 1:29.8 | Simpsons thing or they walk out of naked lunch and they go that they were all |
| 1:33.5 | hipsters they should know what they were getting themselves into that's weird I |
| 1:38.0 | mean I watched it in like a little artistic movie theater in Philadelphia and there were people like, there were freaks in there like making out and shit. |
| 1:48.0 | Like there were hipsters. |
| 1:51.0 | That's disgusting. |
| 1:52.0 | It was fucked up. That's the old sex. Yeah, it was. But that's bizarre. I don't, I don't know who these people are that you saw. I think what turned people off was the acting of the French actors, especially the cop, was really bad. |
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