I know somebody's out there.

Hey there, listen, welcome to horror movie club, the show where two dudes

weren't quite nerds but not quite nubes.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Oshfin.

I'm on the phone with Brian.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be talking about the 2022 film Crimes of the Future,

directed by David Cronenberg and starring Vigo Mortensen, Leah Seidue, Kristen Stewart, and Scott Speedman.

In this film, a pair of performance artists who perform live surgeries on stage navigate the body horror art community.

For those of you who are new to the show, Brian are going to have a spoiler-free discussion

up front. We'll take a quick break where you'll hear some music and then we will dive into the

plot, our review, and we'll hit some spoilers along the way. Brian, I thought to kick things off here,

we should begin by talking about

what someone on our Discord called

your Cronin Boner.

Has a tongue twister fee.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean,

Cronin Bon Yeah, I mean,

Cronin Boner,

I think,

has become kind of a term that symbolizes

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