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That's today's topic.

I mean, it's the same thing that I probably could have done.

All right. I changed the topic title. Well, I mean, it's the same thing that I probably could have done you didn't do that you probably could have done. All right.

I changed the title.

Well, I mean, it's the same thing that I probably could have done but didn't do, too, I probably didn't do, but could have done.

Is the Titanic sinking a crime?

Neglect.

Criminal neglect.

But it wasn't really there.

Fulton Iceberg was there.

Yeah. Everyone tried their best. Yeah. Did they? Yeah, because they said it was unsinkable. Do you think they were lying? Do you think that when the iceberg hits, some people were like, I want to slack off now? No, I think that, no, because wasn't it sheer arrogance and stuff like that that meant that they weren't really paying attention to, they realized there was an iceberg there was nothing they could have done but i was under

the impression that they had have seen the iceberg earlier if they had had to done things

they had have had a safety protocol because they weren't like the dynics unsinkable

where fucks i don't know i honestly don't how do you check for icebergs well i was, well, my understanding is that everyone was like, it's unsinkable. Like, they put the boats on there for life safety, but they're like, we won't need them. So then when we needed them, we personally, when we were all on the Titanic and needed to jump. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm sure arrogance would have come into it, but everyone believed.

So that's, it just goes to show when you believe in yourself, sometimes you die.

Sometimes you hit an iceberg and crack.

Where do we think we'd be in the Titanic?

I think I'd be on the very top, but like on the roof.

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