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Oh God, What Now?

Crime Week and Punishment

Oh God, What Now?

Podmasters

News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Suella Braverman’s told the police to get tougher on crime – but do they have the resources? She’s also keen to get people back on the Bibby Stockholm and hasn’t ruled out putting tags on migrants. Plus, what slogan should Labour use next? The panel answers your questions. And, for subscribers only, a search for the Loch Ness monster has just taken place – the panel reveals the mysteries they were obsessed with as youngsters. “I think Braverman has come out of this Summer with her position in real danger … even in her own faction.” – Alex Andreou  “What are you going to do? Keep people indefinitely in prison because you can’t process them?!” – Alex Andreou. “The best I could come up with is: repair, rebuild, renew.” – Alex Andreou. We’re on YouTube!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVOIkIWUDtu7VrVcFs0OI0A  www.patreon.com/ohgodwhatnow Presented by Dorian Lynskey with Alex Andreou, Seth Thevoz and Naomi Smith. Producers: Alex Rees & Chris Jones. Assistant Producer: Adam Wright. Social Media Producer: Jess Harpin. Audio production by: Alex Rees. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. Managing Editor: Jacob Jarvis. OH GOD, WHAT NOW? is a Podmasters production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Oh God What Now, the podcast that can now boast an Edinburgh Comedy Award winner.

0:09.8

Congratulations to our very own Ikea Shah, everybody else, raise your games.

0:13.9

I'm Toriel Linsky, not one, an Edinburgh Comedy Award.

0:19.4

On today's show, Legionella Suella sets out to put GPS tags on migrants and tells police

0:23.6

forces that no crime is too small to investigate, but cash-strapped cops beg to differ.

0:28.4

Plus, it's a mailbag special. We've opened up your emails to everyone this week for a Q&A

0:33.0

extravaganza.

0:34.0

And in the extra bit for Patreon backers, after a dedicated team of monster hunters descended

0:38.4

on Loch Ness, we're asking the panel to recall their childhood dreams and obsessions

0:42.7

and tell us which one's still linger.

0:45.3

Let's meet the panel.

0:46.3

First up is commentator Alex Andréu.

0:48.1

Hi Alex.

0:49.1

Hi Toriel.

0:50.1

The European Commission has said that wildfires in Greece this summer have been the largest

0:54.1

ever recorded in the block.

0:56.1

The summer has been underwhelming in Britain this year, but across Europe it was the hottest

0:59.4

on record.

1:00.9

How prepared is the EU for this sort of thing to happen every summer?

1:04.0

Adaptation rather than prevention.

1:07.6

Prevention would be great, but adaptation.

1:09.8

Yes, I think that they're doing quite well on adaptation, but really there isn't enough

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