Crime of the Century

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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The criminals are after your pet's food! Joe falls victim to a strange crime that leads to a series of unfortunate events including a scene straight out of Alfred Hitchcocks worst nightmares, a very messy trip to the Vet, and an armed confrontation involving a meat tenderizer! Then Joe reads some crazy stories from patreon members.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,
0:04.2	I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets
0:09.1	at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,
0:15.5	Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,
0:20.6	California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,
0:26.4	Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.
0:31.9	Hello, social lights, and welcome back to the social studies podcast, the podcast where I study being
0:49.0	social by being social. Holy hell, it's been a week. It's been a week. We're gonna get into it. We are
0:59.8	going to get into it. Because girl, I've been preaching you guys for years about being teacher tired,
1:05.9	brand new puppy tired is about the equivalent to day one of kindergarten. Like, you know, all the
1:15.1	kindergarten teachers listening, you know, day one of kindergarten where they come into your room
1:19.0	completely feral, and you leave like the tornado from the Wizard of Oz crossbred with hurricane
1:27.6	Katrina, and you're just looking at your classroom, like, what the fuck just happened? That is the
1:34.6	tire that I'm experiencing on this here day of the Lord Jesus. Just so you know, I'm gonna tell you
1:40.8	why in a second, but I gotta tell you something important. This Friday, we're announcing the tour,
1:45.5	officially, the spring tour. I'm going all over baby. However, they're gonna sell out my show's
1:54.8	sell out. Just gonna say it is how goes the show's sell out. If you want to make sure that you get
1:59.4	tickets first for you and your party, your friends, whatever it is, you want to get tickets first,
2:05.0	become a Patreon member at patreon.com slash jordanbrowski. Because part of being a Patreon member is
2:12.6	that you get the ticket links to all of the shows before the general public. So you can get in there,
2:19.4	get a ticket. You can even get the good tickets, those up front fronts. You know what I'm saying?
2:25.2	To make sure that you are going to be at the show also show sell out like, you know, I got Thursday,
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