Crime Corner A. B. Schirmer: PT Cruisin' For A Bruisin

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

When Pastor A.B. Schirmer crashes his PT Cruiser into a guardrail, his wife in the passenger seat is killed instantly. It was deemed a tragic accident until he marries his mistress, and the detectives reopen the case of his first wife's death. One dead wife is sad, but TWO dead wives... now that's rad.

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0:00.0	I was born with the clamp.
0:01.5	It's my mom's a whore.
0:04.3	My mom's a whore.
0:07.5	Coup.
0:09.0	I'm back.
0:10.0	Coup, you're back.
0:11.6	How many weeks has it been since we recorded an episode
0:14.4	together?
0:15.4	So the ice storm clearly without a windshield,
0:21.1	you can't drive, huh?
0:22.3	Do you have a windshield?
0:23.3	Yes, I have a windshield.
0:24.2	OK, OK.
0:25.2	It's amazing how much that helps to.
0:27.2	Yeah, especially when it's, what?
0:30.6	It was a back window.
0:32.0	It was a back window or something.
0:33.3	Still, though, dude.
0:34.6	Still.
0:35.2	And by the way, very dangerous.
0:37.9	Oh, yeah, if I.
0:39.1	When you were like, I'm going to turn around.
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