I've got a shy bladder.

Sure.

So something that he used to think was real funny

is while I was in the bathroom,

he would just come into the bathroom

and start peeing in the toilet right next to me.

And he thought that it was hilarious.

The hilarious thing is.

The toilet right next to you.

So just come, you're trying to pee in the toilet.

Yeah, crossing streams.

Something that you're not supposed to do,

which the Ghost Busters made that very clear.

Well, once you're an adult, you're supposed to stop, right?

Yeah.

I think that you'll stop a long time.

Before that, at the very least,

he didn't try to pee in between my legs

while I was sitting down going number two.

Well, he does number one sitting down.

Is what he said.

Yeah, I was just trying to like set the scene.

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