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The Smoking Tire

Zack Klapman, Matt Farah

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4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2013

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This week we convene without a guest, but we don't need one because Matt and Zack have driven plenty of new cars in the last week. At the Chyrsler press event the Ram Pro Master, Dart GT, Fiat 500e, Cherokee Trail Hawk and Grand Cherokee diesel were all abused and thrown recklessly enthusiastically driven, occassionally with passengers in designated cargo areas. Matt also shares his experience with the mid-cycle refresh of the Panamera to be followed by discussions of flight lessons, high class hobos, and pizza delivery.

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0:00.0	Three, two, one, sneeze.
0:04.4	Can't I'm good.
0:05.3	Forget it. It's a smoke entire podcast. That's not going to sneeze for us. Damn it. He was all day. He was like, fair. I could sneeze on command to start the podcast. I can open it with a sneeze. Everyone's going to turn off the podcast now because that didn't sneeze. We're going to title the podcast, Chris. That sneezes. and then it'll never come.
0:02.9	Like, what the fuck?
0:05.3	Yeah. let's title the podcast, Chris. Thad sneezes. And then it'll never come.
0:22.0	Like, what the fuck?
0:24.6	Yeah, like, sting fucking his wife, it'll never come.
0:29.0	I'll be well executed.
0:30.0	I have to say.
0:31.9	I stole that from Opie and Anthony earlier today.
0:34.3	Oh, never mind.
0:35.0	Not verbatim.
0:36.4	Not verbatim.
0:37.1	They said he was angry, and he was angry because he fucks his wife for 20 hours and doesn't come. I'd call it a new joke, but I lightly cribbed it from O'Nay. Matthew Mencia, our new podcast. Oh, shit. Oh, steal yo jokes, Mencia. 20 hours.
0:52.8	That doesn't even sound even remotely enjoyable. How does your dick not fall off? 20 hours of enjoyable. I don't know. What if it's 20 hours of super enjoyable? It might probably... Anything worth doing for 20 hours should be fun. No, about four or five hours into it. You're just going to be limp and fucking... Or is he, like, Chappelle setting the stand-up record, and he's like, I'm going to win, I'm going to set the record for long. Exactly.
0:53.5	You're not like... hours into it, you're just going to be limp and fucking... Or is he, like, Chappelle setting the stand-up record, and he's like, I'm going to
1:11.4	win... I'm going to set the record for a long time.
1:13.4	Exactly.
1:13.8	You're not, like, power-fucking when you're going... I don't think you're a trick. It's like, you move, like, a millimeter at a time or something. Probably. Isn't that the idea? It's like slow motion fucking that just feels like as good as fast motion fucking.
1:10.9	I don't know.
1:11.3	All the 125 per second fucking.
1:13.5	Yeah.
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