Yeah, buddy. It's a smoking tire podcast. Do I still sound sick? Yeah, my phone, do I sound sick? Nah, you don't sound that bad. I was fucking sick last week. Yeah, you were. Bad. You're pretty miserable. It was bad. It was real bad. I never get sick. So when I do get sick, I get scared. I called my dad because he had pneumonia. Dad, what did pneumonia feel like? Because this feels like it should be called pneumonia, but it wasn't. It was a viral cold. Yeah, I was going to guess. You're breathing like Ed Harris in Abyss. It's like, I have pneumonia. I had pneumonia for a month in like fourth grade. It's horrible, with an iv my mom bought me a segogenesis because

i had nothing else to do my dad was sick for like six months with pneumonia and fucked them all up

i had i had pneumonia last year with a uh with another viral infection and because it was yes i

was working so much i ignored it for two and a half months i had 104 degree fever for two weeks

yeah well that's what i was worried about. That's bad. Yeah. Like, I never go to doctors

usually, unless something's really gone wrong. Like, my spine has exploded. Yeah. But, like,

I was fucked. So I went to the doctor and he gave me prescription strength, cold medicine. He gave

me steroids. he gave me steroids

he gave me aphrine

which I was only supposed to use for two days

because apparently it turns you into a cokehead

if you used too much of it something like that

I used to use afrin before football games

right but I guess

is it like nasal effedrine? Yeah.

I didn't, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

I actually had like clog nostrils, but I guess it's an upper if you use a lot of it. Really? That's what a fedron is. Yeah. People also use it for like as an appetite suppressant. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I use cigarettes for that. People in Florida used to... Something's wrong with these people using an aphrine.

Just cigarettes, obviously.

Way better for you.

People in Florida used to put... Something's wrong with these people using aphrine. Just cigarettes, obviously. Way better for you. People in Florida would take cocaine and saline solution and put them in the aspirin bottles. That's what Morningstar was telling me that people do. And I was, I didn't... Okay, sure. I guess it's... I guess that's better than like huff, like, doing key bumps all day. It reminds me of mixing crystal light in a water bottle. Yeah. It's crystal light cocaine. So, uh, but yeah, the doctor was like, this stuff's real addictive. Like, be careful. I'm like, really? It's like, I've done like drugs.

And like, yeah. Aphrine's addictive? Okay. It scratches that same it in your brain that Coke does. Well, meanwhile, in the next fucking statement, he goes, do you think you'll need some cough syrup with codeine to sleep? Yes, of course. Why would you even ask? You just write that prescription, Doc. So I got some scissor.

I was,

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