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In today's story, the subscriber has a crazy substitute teacher

who literally does the unthinkable,

and, well, I'm just not going to spoil it, enjoy the story.

So the subscriber is in sixth grade, and he's in a history class.

And in this history class, it's kind of like a world history class.

It's kind of like an everything history class.

But they're currently on a unit on Europe.

That'll be important later on, not just like random, useless details, I promise.

So one day, the subscriber, and let's just call

him Jimmy. I have not been giving the subscriber like a name recently. I've been calling him

the subscriber. Let's call him Jimmy. Who doesn't love a good old Jimmy? Right? So Jimmy came to class

one day, and he thinks history class is okay. He likes the teacher. He thinks the subject is okay. It's not his favorite

class. It's not Jimmy's favorite class, right? But he still enjoys it. It's a decent class.

Teacher's nice enough. It's not too hard. It's just kind of like a chill class with some okay

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