Creeps for Christ
I've Had It
Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan
4.7 • 18.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Attempting to make the internet feel slightly survivable.
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| 0:00.0 | So are we supposed to start the podcast? |
| 0:05.0 | Ready, one, two, three. |
| 0:08.0 | Patriots, gay, it's, they triots, black triots, and brown triots, and all of the people that sit around and support this flea bag, canc taco tits can do what pumps fuck off |
| 0:23.6 | pumps what have you had it with okay what I've had it with is when people park |
| 0:29.5 | directly behind my driveway if you park behind my driveway you have over a 40% chance that I'm going to ram in to |
| 0:40.0 | the side of your car. |
| 0:41.0 | I've done it three times to my neighbor and I'm like, obviously I'm at fault, but it's |
| 0:45.8 | like you assumed the risk. |
| 0:47.7 | You parked your car back there. |
| 0:49.2 | It happened to me this morning. |
| 0:50.5 | I'm pulling out. |
| 0:52.0 | My car like throws me into whiplash. It breaks so hard because there's a |
| 0:56.5 | fucking car sitting right where I pull out of my driveway. The whole street's empty. Every single |
| 1:03.8 | piece of street is available to this person. Makes me so fucking mad. I just want to go like slam their tires with a crow bar or something. |
| 1:14.6 | Or I guess the windshield with the crowbar, a needle with the tire. |
| 1:19.1 | Who, whose car is it? |
| 1:21.7 | I have no idea. |
| 1:23.3 | I have no idea who it is. |
| 1:24.8 | So let me get this straight. |
| 1:25.9 | Like your driveway, it's parked in the road where it's impeding your ability. Yeah. Why don't you call a tow truck? Well, I don't know. I didn't even think about that. I didn't think about it. Toe truck. I know it used to be my neighbors after three times having to get the car fixed. They figured out, just put it in your driveway. I don't used to be my neighbors. After three times having to get their car fixed, |
| 1:44.8 | they figured out, just put it in your driveway. But I don't know who this person is. My guess is |
| 1:49.2 | that somebody that's at my house spending the night with Luke, if I'm guessing, but I don't know. |
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