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Ah, let me see, uh, James Porterfield, Caitlin Miller, Mr. Vastnaka, Leon Andrews, Kendra.

Oh man. Let's just get longer and longer.

Hey, anyone here from the insurance people?

What insurance people?

We were running a getaway camp for kids.

Did you think there wouldn't be a shitload of insurance involved?

I hadn't really thought about it.

Are you kidding me?

Did you think I was just making all this up with some weird excuse to lure you all out into the woods?

Goddamn it.

You've gotta admit that with all the weirdness we get around you and the fairly constant stream of scary stories that a person could start to imagine the worst, right?

That's fair.

But what else are we supposed to do?

We narrate horror stories.

How about something a little lighter?

Well, I read a story in the tabloids.

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