Creature Kitchen Is an Alternative to Expensive Gaming
The Besties
The Besties
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🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Can we bring back a movie quoting? |
| 0:23.6 | Um, I don't know. Chris, let me ask my wife. Oh, I, uh, I, I, I love my life, but you know, you know what I love even more than my wife? Was, who? Who? That's crazy. I love Lamp. Oh, man. Oh, dude. Oh, fucking yeah, dude. Fucking yeah, dude. I thought, Chris Plain, |
| 0:37.7 | I thought you were going to bring back like unchen Andaloo fucking quoting where it's like, let's cut that sheep eye. Everything's not like this big pretentious dude over here, but you know what? Yeah. Shake and bake. Yeah, he likes the slop, too. |
| 0:39.8 | Like, Chris will slop down with the hogs. |
| 0:41.4 | A lot of people, he doesn't talk. |
| 0:44.6 | Maybe you don't air that side out here on Besties enough. |
| 0:45.0 | No. |
| 0:47.1 | But, like, in a between, |
| 0:51.9 | tuck between every criterion edition DVD Blu-ray that you have in your shelf. |
| 1:10.8 | You'll sneak a fucking Encino Man in it. Like, you'll put some real genuine stinkers in there, too, man. I feel like, Tel Avagan Nights and Stepbrothers fell into this weird, like, hole where kids are still into it. Like, I'll see, I'll see kids wearing a Step Brothers t-shirt. It's like oh really it peeped there for you huh stepbrothers |
| 1:12.0 | it got way better |
| 1:13.2 | oh I think actually what you're supposed to say is |
| 1:16.1 | wahwa wewa |
| 1:17.5 | yeah |
| 1:18.2 | we you are so you have to say that |
| 1:20.5 | you know I'm realizing the problem with movie quotes |
| 1:24.2 | is uh they don't have a lot of substance |
| 1:26.1 | and he kind of run out of material pretty fast. Yeah. |
| 1:29.2 | It's also isn't a fucking movie podcast. |
| 1:31.4 | I get so sick and tired of hearing about |
| 1:33.2 | these goddamn uninteractive |
| 1:35.1 | flicks taking |
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