So, we asked our podcast sponsor, Yeti, for a script to read for their ad.

What we got back was the following letter.

Dear REI-CANT Monster Podcast Host.

You could give you a script outlining all the reasons our coolers, bottles and bags are

the most durable, longest lasting outdoor gear on the market.

But as the saying goes, seeing is believing.

So we'd like to send a few of our Tundra hard coolers to your office, along with a big

old grizzly bear.

So you can properly put the coolers to the ultimate test.

Please keep this testing project secret.

As you can imagine, lawyers get nervous when a hungry bear is let loose on a cooler

full of meat.

I just shoot us your shipping address and we'll get everything delivered to you in Washington.

Signed your friends at Yeti.

This is an REI co-op studios production.

Pope, lick, creek.

That's a funny name for a creek.

Not much of a creek either.

It only runs for a few miles.

South of Louisville, Kentucky.

Just before the little creek empties into Floyd's fork, it's crossed by an old, high, single-track

railroad trestle.

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