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Vacation Bible School Podcast

CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

Vacation Bible School Podcast

Jason Kirk, Emily Kirk

Religion & Spirituality

5631 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Genesis 1-5! Release the Sea Monster Cut! Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job!  Wait, how many Gods are here?  Someone please put Eve in charge  Please stop pooping on Cain's rutabagas  Snake might not be Satan btw  Extended Universe lore from John Milton Tips appreciated at supportvbs.com! (Plus maybe merch and/or donor bonuses at that link by the time you see this) Follow at @VBSpodcast on Twitter and Instagram  Bonus newsletter on Cain at jasonkirk.substack.com!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, thank you for giving VBS a shot. I'm recording this quick intro a few months after our first

0:05.9

episode now that we have a better idea of exactly what it is we're doing here. This show is a,

0:11.8

call it a crash course deconstruction of the Bible by two people who were raised in church. One

0:16.8

ex-vangelical, hello, and one still mainline Protestant. You'll meet her shortly.

0:22.1

We're learning everything we can about each Bible story as we go, trying to peel away what we were handed by old white guys, and uncover the weird, messy, radiant, troubling, haunted, challenging stuff that's really there.

0:33.0

We're far from experts, but we're trying to read the experts as we go, and we'll have on a wide variety of guests, including regular folks whose lived experiences are different from our own.

0:42.5

Be advised, Black Lives Matter.

0:44.7

Trans kids are made in the image of a gender fluid God.

0:48.0

Jesus said hell is for rich people.

0:50.2

Eve did nothing wrong, and saying, Old Testament God is mean, but New Testament God is nice,

0:55.9

is somewhere between ignorant and anti-Semitic.

0:59.1

Also know, the audio quality will improve after this first episode.

1:02.5

And we say in this one that we're mainly using the NIV translation.

1:05.5

We're actually using a mix.

1:07.5

N.R.S.V. Robert Alter. N.T. Wright. Amy jill levine's annotated new testament plus a big pile of

1:14.1

commentaries let's go all right let's go everybody

1:17.6

citizens exodus subidicest numbers do don't want to meet one day aronautomy do

1:24.6

do not want to be brethren sisterin all otherin. Welcome to the Vacation Bible School podcast. My name is Jason Kirk,

1:34.5

your youth pastor for this excursion in which we will be attempting to podcast our way through the

1:40.7

entire PDF wiki experience known as the Holy Bible. We are joined today by

1:46.5

co-pastor Emily Kirk. Some denominations and religions, of course, went thousands of years without

1:52.9

appointing women as ministers, and we've managed to do it on day one. So we're making great time here.

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