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Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2019

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Dan makes a sweater out of cum, and debates with Jeff the pros of being a stander wiper. Dave Foley joins in with tales from The Kids in the Hall and NewsRadio. Who wants a pocket shaman now? Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Dave Foley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeats come in.
0:16.0	Sorry, that was a bigger ice cube than I intended here.
0:24.0	You get murdered somebody with that drink.
0:30.0	Welcome one and all.
0:36.0	Harman Town is still briefly in session.
0:43.0	Let's welcome the Game Master, the Master of Games, the Master of One and all, the star of Harman Quest, Mr. Spencer Crittenden, everybody.
1:00.0	Oh yeah.
1:02.0	Spencer, what's going to happen when we don't have underwear as to do together anymore?
1:08.0	I don't know. We'll have to sell something else. Maybe we can become traveling salesmen.
1:14.0	Like vacuum cleaners and them type of peedies and whatnot.
1:16.0	Yeah, like a death of a salesman.
1:18.0	All right. I'm Willie Loman.
1:20.0	The death of two salesmen.
1:22.0	Yeah. Let's bring out the mayor of Harman Town, Mr. Dan Harman, everybody.
1:30.0	Hit hop. You know, stop. Wrap and wrap and wrap. That's all you got.
1:36.0	Hitmany, hitmany, hitmany, hop.
1:38.0	Yo.
1:40.0	Hitmany, hop.
1:42.0	My name is Mr. Rapp.
1:44.0	Yo. I like to go into a trap because I'm self-destructive.
1:50.0	I have a question for you, Mr. Rapp.
1:52.0	Yes. Why do they call you Mr. Rapp?
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