Nobody wants to go to prison, but if you're sentenced to serve time, you don't really have a choice in the matter.

But not everyone goes down that easy.

Whether it's trying to hide their faces in pen ink, faking their own demise, or surgically altering their appearance,

some criminals really go the extra mile to stay out of the way of the law.

Are you wondering how many of these creative criminals got away with it?

Well, you're about to find out, as we explore the most hilarious and craziest ways people

tried to avoid the law.

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You're be amazed.

In 2012, Alan Knight, hailing from Swansea and the proud nation of Wales, found himself in a spot of bother after stealing 40,000 pounds, which is a little over $50,000 from his

dementia-ridden neighbor.

With Allen's prospects looking bad in jail time and near certainty, the Welshman needed

a scheme to keep himself outside prison walls.

So what was Knight's solution?

It was one only a man slimy enough to steal from someone

with dementia could cook up, feigning a debilitating disease and admitting himself to hospital.

Knight spent 10 weeks as an inpatient pretending to be in a coma, meaning he lay there without

moving or opening his eyes for over two months.

Once he was discharged, F. Knight kept the ruse going.

Every time the authorities visited the home he shared with his wife Helen, Knight hooked

himself up to his phony life support machine and went back into his counterfeit coma.

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