Crazy Things I Overheard in LA

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

With an extra pep in his step, Chris listens to callers sharing their sluttiest stories, recounts a tornado that tore through his backyard, goes off about a 4-inch Brazilian Wandering Spider that can kill and also causes permanent erections, comments on coworkers bonking, chats Stranger Things’ Noah Schnapp, slams Tory Lanez on his sentencing, plays a game of what’s in my bag, discovering a Tide stick, a pen, lip treatment, herbal cigarettes, a vlog camera batter, toppers, sunglasses, an iPhone, his jumbo wallet, gummies, a micro usb, a lens cap, a lighter, a handheld mini fan, two lost rings, a bag of trader Joe’s buttered cashews, Beats headphones, nail repair hardener, and multiple vials of fragrances, and then tops things off by getting sloppy drinking martinis while playing a game of Overheard in LA, New York, and Miami. • DONATE to support Maui fire victims: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong https://mauifoodbank.org/donate/ Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.3	While an emmerous skunk clings to your leg.
0:08.4	Not now, scutty.
0:09.5	But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe & Go Cardless,
0:12.5	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.7	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,
0:18.8	it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:20.8	Aww.
0:21.8	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was her mother.
0:27.4	The healthy business, so do you see her, I'm within eggs.
0:32.4	A Big Spark Studios original.
0:44.1	Oh my God, my microphone is covered in fuzz from the sweater.
0:47.2	Jesus Christ, it looks like an old man's ball sack.
0:51.1	It's disgusting.
0:53.6	Ugh.
0:55.0	Anyways, hey everybody.
0:56.8	What's up?
0:57.6	Welcome to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:59.5	I am your host, Chris Clemens,
1:01.2	who is currently holding a microphone that looks like an old man's ball sack.
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