Hello and welcome to citation needed, the podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm Noah and I'm going to be filing the application on this episode, but for that I'm going to need a couple of comedy engineers.

First up, two men who's

tirades against modern technology, they can't just fucking work, puts the vent in invention,

Heath and Cecil. Okay, why does Bluetooth have a pump fake for connecting every single time?

Just connect right? Are you edging me? What's happening? My favorite part about Windows 11 is that I can open a folder

and it tells me it's working on it. And it's been working on it for a really long time. So like a

slow reader can make sure that they can read it like twice or three times in that time.

Sure. And also joining us two guys. So bad at using new new tech they almost count as outventors

Eli and Tom yeah chat GPT is getting rude about when I ask what I'm forgetting when I walk in a

room I'm just say we should have stopped the light bulb it's been downhill ever since

I want to argue with you so bad and And before we get to the essay proper,

I want to take a minute to remind our listeners

that there really was a funny opening sketch

on this episode, the beginning,

and Eli will almost certainly reference it at some point,

either on this show or another,

and if you were a patron,

you would stand some chance

of getting all of his future jokes.

So, if you'd like to know what Eli is talking about,

be sure to stick around to the end of the show.

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