Carlos Kaiser

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🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Carlos Henrique Raposo (born 2 April 1963), commonly known as Carlos Kaiser, is a Brazilian con artist and former footballer who played as a striker.[citation needed] Although his abilities were far short of professional standard, he managed to sign for numerous teams during his decade-long career. He never actually played a regular game, the closest occurrence ending in a red card whilst warming up, and hid his limited ability with injuries, frequent team changes, and other ruses.[1]

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome, citation needed.
0:25.2	The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,
0:28.6	and pretend we're experts.
0:29.8	Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.
0:32.1	I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be faking it till I'm making it tonight, but I'll need some gents
0:36.9	ready to pound the pitch.
0:38.4	First up, a man who always works stoned and a fellow who always stones work, Noah and Tom.
0:45.1	That made no sense at all, but sure.
0:47.1	It makes way more sense if you work stoned, man.
0:49.5	Thank you.
0:52.1	And also joining us tonight, the punsmen making this shit look easy.
0:55.8	Well, I'll resent them from the bench.
0:57.4	Cecil and Heath.
0:58.6	It's a rivalry on this podcast.
1:00.1	It's the quips and the bloods.
1:04.9	That's like that quote?
1:07.3	Bonmosa Nostra.
1:09.6	Oh, okay.
1:10.3	No, no. we didn't.
1:12.9	That's pretty solid.
1:14.1	That's pretty solid.
1:14.9	That's good.
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