Crazy Ex-Wives with Tom Arnold

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Legendary comic actor Tom Arnold returns to stand-up comedy and visits the Bonfire for the first time. Tom is not shy talking about his many marriages and turbulent life with Roseanne. He has stories about getting stabbed, being an older father, and a wild psychic prediction. Tom openly talks about his sober journey and once hunted down his childhood abuser to confront him in public. Tom Arnold's "My Crazy X-Wife Tour" is happening now! For dates go to Tomarnoldcomedy.com! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.3	We have an amazing guest joining us on the show, right out of the gates today.
0:08.7	Rare, rare for us.
0:09.7	He's currently on his My Crazy Ex-wife comedy tour with dates in New York and so many more.
0:14.9	It is the legend, the hilarious.
0:18.1	Tom Arnold.
0:19.0	I'm glad you put legend.
0:20.1	I was going to say legend. Guys, I'm 66 and a half. We celebrate. I have a single dad by kids are 12 at night. We celebrate half birthdays. And, you know, when you're older, it's a good thing to be. There's no age. Whatever, how old we are. We're today old. That's it. One day at a time, baby. You know what?
0:56.9	It sounds like when I listen to you guys, like there's a lot of people here. There's a fucking lot of people here. There's a lot of people. Sometimes people fake it. Yeah. It's a whole. I can't believe that you have such young children at 66 years old. It really kills my argument. whenever Christine brings up children any kind of way in her life,
0:56.6	I'm like, we're way past that yeah how old is christine might i ask uh christine how old are you
1:02.4	jesus is she your girlfriend yeah holy shit yeah oh my god i have to rethink everything we work
1:08.4	together does that go bad you're too. You're not too old.
1:11.0	I'm going to tell you right now.
1:12.5	You have to tell you right now, man.
1:14.0	Me and my chick work together. Is that a bad idea, you think? Has she stabbed you yet? Because she will. No, it's a guarantee. It is a guarantee. Wait, wait. Did you really get stabbed? I did.
1:24.9	I did.
1:25.9	Like how stabbed?
1:27.0	Like a little stab?
1:27.9	Well, pretty good, but this is a good, this part of the body, you want to get stabbed here. You get stabbed here all day. Here, you're getting close to the heart. Right. So, she was kind of enough not to do that. The only reason she didn't stab me in the heart is because I had a tattoo of her fucking face from my nipple to my collarbone. She's like, I don't want to fuck out that beautiful tattoo. I'm going to stamp him here. And it's not a big deal.
1:45.4	Every... of her fucking face from my nipple to my collarbone. She's like, I don't want to fuck out that beautiful tattoo.
1:46.3	I'm going to stab him here.
1:47.4	And it's not a big deal.
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