What is going on everyone and welcome back to the channel. I hope you're all doing well.

Today I've got for you three hours of the craziest entitled people stories that Reddit has to offer.

Starting with this one, where not everything is as it seems. My Coke habit got me in trouble.

Well, not really, but I did have to pee in a cup. So it's been a long weekend. My two sons and I were helping my daughter move. It was a nice and warm weekend, and so on our last load to her house, I decided to treat the crew and myself to some slurpees from the local 7-Eleven. Much to my dismay, the Coke dispenser was doing a Thor cycle and wasn't available isn't that

always the case the rest of the crew likes the other flavors and so they were

satisfied but I had to settle for a dr. Pepper instead we get to her new house get

everything unloaded and I peel off as I have to get to work in a few hours quick

shower get into my uniform I'm a paric, and since it's been a while

that I'm really craving a slurpy, I stop at the same 7-Eleven on my way to the station. The machine

had finished cycling and was running, yay, as I'm paying. The clerk, who sees me in all the time,

jokes had to come back for one, didn't you? To which I replied, yeah, this

coke habit is a crutch. I'm wishing I hadn't made that joke, as some women heard that and started

ranting about how I shouldn't do drugs. I tried to explain a joke to her. You know, oh no, I have a thing

for Coca-Cola slurpees to the point that it's a habit of getting them.

Coca-Cola is often shortened to Coke.

I have a habit of getting Coke slurpees, a Coke habit.

I am cringing at this.

Nope, the woman wouldn't listen.

She started ranting more about how EMS staff should not be taking drugs and that she's going to report me to the department and she stormed off. Oh, awful. I got to the station and I went straight away to the captain's office. I explained what happened and that the woman threatened to report me. He said if she did, we'd deal with it. He also asked me if I were to be drug tested, would the results come back clean?

I said they would without hesitation.

He sent me on my way.

In the middle of dinner, the captain calls me into his office and says that I'll have to go home for the rest of my shift.

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