Crazy Chinese Restaurant Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2014

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Jared prank calls a Chinese restaurant saying that his fortune cookie didn't come true. This lady flips the hell out!

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0:00.0	Confirm, what can I help you?
0:02.0	Yeah, I wanted to speak to somebody.
0:05.0	I'm sorry?
0:06.0	Yeah, I had a question?
0:08.0	Yes?
0:09.0	Yeah, I got one of your, I ordered from you guys.
0:12.0	Mm-hmm.
0:14.0	Yeah.
0:15.0	Now, how can I help you?
0:17.0	Yeah, I had a complaint. Is that okay?
0:20.0	Oh, yeah, sure. What is that okay? Oh, yeah, sure.
0:21.6	What is your address?
0:22.6	Okay, yeah, yeah.
0:23.6	I was wondering because I ordered your food, the food was amazing, and I got your fortune
0:29.6	cookie and it didn't come true, so I was wondering why it didn't.
0:33.6	How can I help you then?
0:35.6	Yes. Talk to the Fortune Cookie company. I cannot help you.
0:41.3	But you guys gave it to me, right?
0:43.3	I'm sorry?
0:45.3	I said you guys gave it to me, right? Because I had a few of them.
0:52.3	I don't understand. What is your complaint? The Fortune Cookie not good?
0:56.0	Yeah, no, the Fortune Cookie said you will figure out a grand puzzle very soon, and I can't figure out what that means.
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