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Stan's last week we'll look at that memory lane. Yeah

Stopping it everywhere and the guy that requested the song didn't even show up. What a fuck

Shane said he goes can we open with calm like a bomb?

Yeah, it used to get me hyped when it would start off the show and we said dude. Yes, of course

We're all gonna be in the room looking at each other malvin the words

He's not here picking different instruments in the band. He's not here. He's garying you. Yeah, well, I'm scaring you listen

I deserve it. It's a whole mix bag of Gary and this one flop of Gary Gary and here. I'm Gary and other people

Everyone's carrying on each other or getting real Gary. Oh, man my cut. I think my two shits today still had margarita villain

I can't really shit at home. Oh

Yeah, because a water main broken hobo can and we don't have water. That's crazy

Yeah, so we've been just trying to keep it number one in the house

That's nuts until I mean we have like

We don't have any water. That's the thing the crazy problem that yeah, not having water

They've done that when we were in these village that would happen to our building once in a while

Look up the explosion from yesterday afternoon. It looks like a movie. It's like shooting up in the middle of the street

The water main explosion. Yeah, I was like a private contractor fucking blue and open and I was like

Doing that building exploded on seven streets. Oh, yeah, it was just guys

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