Craziest Parent-Teacher Conferences We've Ever Had

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.6 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The only job where someone might flirt with you, fight you, and file a complaint—all before lunch.

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Join Bri, Anna, and Tyler as they dive into the most chaotic, cringeworthy, and just plain wild parent-teacher conference stories you’ve ever heard. From a grinding mom at the staff party to plagiarism turned protest, they’re sharing it all—with plenty of laughter, relatable rants, and ADHD detours along the way.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I ever tell you about the mom that hit on me?
0:02.0	I have heard remnants.
0:03.0	So here's the uncomfortable one.
0:05.0	Hammered drunk, as teachers do at parties.
0:07.0	There was a mom who murdered her husband's girlfriend, and she came to the parent teacher conference to use it as her alibi.
0:15.0	So this kid, 11th grade, plagiarized an entire essay.
0:18.0	Then a couple weeks later, he did it again. And so this time,
0:21.7	I called his parents and I've talked to his dad and his dad was so mad at me. We have parent
0:28.2	teacher conferences. She comes in, slam the door open. It's like, hey. Because I'm like singing
0:34.3	in a good mood. We're going to learn today. But we're also very, I'm very
0:38.7	serious at the same time.
0:40.7	Oh no. I got to keep a moving. See, I would love that. That's how it's supposed to go.
0:46.8	During the parent teacher conferences, the dad showed up with two pairs of boxing gloves.
0:51.4	And then he puts his on. I'm not getting my teeth knocked out by someone's dad.
0:55.0	Give me some box gloves.
0:56.0	I will knock your tent.
0:58.0	One of my students said I knock your tooth loose.
1:00.0	One of my students said I knock your tooth loose. It's a final countdown.
1:19.3	What up, people.
1:21.4	Welcome to the Teachers I've Doody podcast.
1:23.6	I'm your host, honest teacher vibes. We hyper up in here today.
1:30.2	Way too hyper, honestly. I got two of my ADHD homies with me. Tell me who you are.
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