We are your new go-to girls for everything bad.

Well, nothing like starting the Tuesday with a crash out already.

Let me tell you something.

I am so gung-ho on Duncan, but I understand why you don't get Duncan.

Because the Duncan by you fucking blows.

This is the third time I've had an issue with this Duncan.

I go to my Duncan.

I don't even tell them my order.

They're like, same as usual, miss. I'm like, sure the fuck is. Same thing. I am a queen of consistency. These people go in here. Look at this how milky. You see that? Milky. I'm like, what is this? No shit you don't get Duncan because these people suck by you. Here is my crash out. I am a a fat girl all my fellow fat girls can relate to me

when you ask for extra at a restaurant i want extra at a car wherever you are i'm at starbucks when i say

extra caramel i want extra when i go to jersey mics i want extra mayo i do say extra mayo at jersey Mikes. I don't, what the fuck? I don't want a little mayo. I want extra. I want you to drown me in mayo. I choose to get extra mayo that's cute to me just now. I want you to drown me in extra mail. I want you to drown me. What is the purpose of the word extra? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I do this with cheese. I always want extra cheese. Put extra cheese on everything. I don't care. Pizza, extra cheese. A little shaving mist for the top of your pasta? Extra cheese. Say when. I'm like, in three days, I'll say when. There's only one place that understands extra and it's dominoes. Like, you have Domino's Srechaise and you're like, I can't even look the piece of. I'm going to throw up. Yeah. It's disgusting. I'm going to throw up.

It's soggy. place that understands extra and it's dominoes like you have dominoes stretch and you're like I can't

even look at the piece of disgusting I'm going to throw up it's soggy it's stuck in my throat

I can't it's the only place that understand but are you when you're asking for extra you're asking for

extra caramel pumps or caramel drizzle drizzle you say the word drizzle I want to drink

yeah I want to drink pure caramel. Yeah, I want to drink pure caramel.

So just is like mad because when she goes and gets it and they don't have it, she brings her coffee home and puts her own caramel on it.

And we've done a test drive here.

Yeah.

I had a crash out.

Full blown.

I had a full blown crash out because I'm tired of asking for extra caramel.

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