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It's the crap on celebrities podcast.

My family's going floating tomorrow.

Oh, sweet. Where? I don't know. One of the dam. I'm not involved. There's water. They're going floating without me. But they're doing a raft or you don't know? I heard my wife renting the rafts. Okay. That's fun. It takes forever, but it's fun. So they'll be going tomorrow on some river. So I should probably find out where they're going. My wife's cousins coming to town later today. Got to do some Missouri things. And yeah, she wanted to do a Missouri thing. Mark Twain Summer. So they're going floating. And my wife's like, do you want to go? I said, I'm going to sit this one out. I got to go to work. I got a float trip coming up. My girlfriend, Christy, who's a, the river rat queen. She lives in Colorado now, but the one thing she misses so much is actually floating on Missouri rivers, so they're not like whitewater rafting. And so she's coming in town, and we got this big float trip. It's actually the morning of the Aerosmith Tribute.

Oh.

So I am driving up. That's a day of Jeff's softball game.

I know.

So I will be missing that to be with my girls.

But I will be flying to float in the morning.

Floating takes a million years.

I will then be driving home to get ready and get dressed as Stephen Tyler to meet you guys on the dance floor at the gym.

Oh, man.

You're going to be in great shape.

I'm going to be rugged.

You're going to need to borrow my bellabong everyday beach shorts.

I was at a funeral last night for my friend's dad.

And my ex-boyfriend and my friend Rob were there paying their respects and we were talking about it and I told them what I'm doing on that Saturday and they're like, oh my God, you're not going to survive. You're pulling the double. And they also were making fun of me. They're like, you're coming home to go to an Aerosmith tribute at Family Arena and I'm like, this is just where I am in my life now. It's not just any Aerosmith tribute. It's an Aerosmith tribute endorsed by the real band. That's what I said. Also, Skid Roses's opening, which is a Skid Row Guns and Roses dual cover band. I mean, I can't wait. I'm so excited. Float that. I can't wait. So I'll be sunburned and wanting to have a good time. And listen, don't get to be wrong. I'm not against float trips. I'm against float trips with kids. It can be fun, but it's a different breed. It's a different, it's a different situation. Yeah. when there are kids and when there are no kids. They are totally different floats. Because you got to entertain them the whole time and it's boring for kids sometimes. What? No, it's fun. Unless you seize the animals and stuff. I know you're teaching them. Learn and I, you know, I love children. You're a man of the children, of course.

I'm a man of the kids.

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