Cranberries with Jackson Baly

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.3	Are you ready?
0:08.4	Yeah, we're recording.
0:09.6	I'm actually not ready.
0:12.3	I'm not ready, I'm not ready, I'm not ready.
0:13.8	Do you know one, one of the, my favorite things to do recently, Hayden, is adopting your, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. You do that sometimes. Yeah, and I've started doing it. It feels great. Yeah, it seems good. To beg, to literally beg. To literally beg? Yeah, it's really funny to beg. With real desperation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny to have no humiliation at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other day, I was with my friend who works full-time as a teacher
0:40.1	who just got a promotion.
0:41.1	Yeah.
0:41.4	So I kept showing him my savings, which is at zero dollars, be like, you're going to buy me a drink, man. That's awesome. And he kept me like, oh, okay. Yeah, you're rich, I'm poor, buy me a drink. I got zero dollars, man. I'm struggling. This is just the facts, man. I'm not doing well. Buy me a fucking beer. Like we can stand on circumstances, you know? We can stand on courtesy, but like, here's the fucking raw facts, man. I got zero dollars, you have heaps of dollars. Here's where we're at. BeersS. cost $10. I got not that much money. You've got the heaps of that much money.
1:12.6	What are we going to do? Yeah. Do you want to party with me or not? Because there is one option. You pay or I'm going home, basically, at this point. Also, please, please, please, please, please. Please, please, please. Okay, are we ready?
1:25.5	Yeah.
1:25.7	Are we recording?
1:27.3	Hey, everybody.
1:28.1	Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
1:30.3	My name's Hayden.
1:31.4	I'm joined by Cass Page. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. He's right. And today we're talking cranberries.
2:04.0	That's kind of the tune of the cranberry song.
2:05.3	Which one? What song?
2:06.3	Ah.
2:07.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:10.0	Are you doing an impression of the cranberries in general?
2:14.1	That's the song.
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