Craig's Been Replaced
The Blind Mike Project
Blind Mike
4.7 • 822 Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
- Craig had a piss poor performance last week, and now he's been replaced.
- Ed Sheeran is here to save the NFL and its merchandizing.
- Patton Oswalt cancels some of his shows because the venues he chose to perform at won't have severe covid restrictions.
- How will Howard Stern play chess if you don't get vaccinated?
- Matt from RI of Vaulted Podcasts and The Average Nobodies fills in.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, well, well, hello, everybody. |
| 0:02.9 | Here we are on this new version of the Blind Mike project. |
| 0:06.2 | I am producing today. |
| 0:09.1 | I do have Matt from Rhode Island with me as really just another pair of ears to talk to. |
| 0:15.3 | What's going on, buddy? |
| 0:16.4 | What's going on? |
| 0:17.1 | I kind of feel like Pesci and Goodfell is showing up to be made. Well, no, I think it's the |
| 0:23.2 | opposite. I'm waiting for like Craig to show up for me. Yeah, but I feel like Craig's going from behind me |
| 0:28.2 | and get me with the piano wire. Not at all. What, you know, obviously last night was a disaster. |
| 0:34.8 | I thought Craig did very poorly. I try. I didn't really know what I'm not good |
| 0:40.0 | in those situations. You know, I'm uncomfortable with it and, uh, sympathetic to him because, uh, |
| 0:47.0 | I am also not good when I'm, uh, you know, the focus of any negative attention. You shine a light on me and I disappear. |
| 0:56.2 | So I'm sympathetic towards it. |
| 0:58.4 | I get it, but it was a piss poor performance, I thought. |
| 1:02.8 | And then, as everyone heard at the end, which was definitely serious, |
| 1:07.5 | because usually when there's a big announcement on the show, |
| 1:09.7 | I wait till the very end |
| 1:11.6 | when probably no one is listening to make it. Craig resigned. So is that real? Huh? |
| 1:18.5 | That was real? Oh, yeah, sure. I would always, I would always wait till the very end and do a half-assed. |
| 1:24.3 | So you resign, right? And then he says yes. And then we end the show. So hold on. So what was your last interactions with him since yesterday? Have you talked to him |
| 1:32.0 | and all today or yesterday? Um, last night, he said, people think I actually resigned. And I said, |
| 1:37.5 | just ignore it. Because I thought it would be funny that, uh, I didn't realize uh chris was going to talk about it on the show today |
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