Craig Conant Finally Confronts Bobby

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Craig Conant joins the belly for the first time after 13 years of knowing Bobby. We talk no sleep for 10 days, coke party fight, Hawaii hole digging, Al Qaeda videos, booger bubble, and My Best Friend's Wedding.

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0:00.0	Tzukkow, Tzukkawakak, Kallakau, Kau-da-kata Kau-da-Kall Kappa-e yeah, so-Kulok-Moh-Kall Tuku-tukau-gooka-woo, Chuk-tuk-mola, Kau-da-pac-de-or-luri Burokai, a kapak-kri-do-lok-moh-moh-moh-moh-haaya, Ika Poo- Doolook-Look-Look-Mol-A-
0:24.6	Tuk-O-K-W-W
0:25.6	Puck.
0:26.6	Oh.
0:27.6	Oh.
0:28.6	Oh.
0:29.6	Oh.
0:30.6	Oh.
0:31.6	I'm so she is.
0:33.6	I'm so.
0:34.6	I'm a
0:35.6	. . I haven't seen you in forever.
0:45.8	Fucking made it, dog.
0:47.3	What's that, bro?
0:51.3	Well, you turned it on, you turn it on?
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.3	Guy's turned it on, guys. I turned it on. Normally you're mellow, but you came in hot on. You turned it on. Yeah. He's turned it on, guys.
0:55.0	I turned it on. Normally you're mellow, but you came in hot today. You shut up. Because you're 15 minutes late? I'm so sorry. Can you explain that behavior? I swear on my life, did we not? I had to stop and take a shit at a CVS. Oh, really? I would have been five minutes late. No, we were eating.
0:52.0	At a CVS?
0:53.0	Yeah, I just had to.
0:55.0	Was it solid or liquefied? A little bit of both, chunky monkey? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a golf ball and then liquid. Really? Yeah. Like an asteroid. Yeah, it was good. Because. Because at the debris, you know, when you see an asteroid.
1:28.7	I mean, I've seen the movies.
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