We are now less than a week away from NBA Finals game one, huge game six tonight.

And obviously we can find out that the Oklahoma City Thunder are advancing on to play our Knickerbockers or that we have a game seven between the Spurs and the Thunder.

But that is not the lead today. First of all, let me say this.

Good afternoon, Big Mac. How are you?

I'm doing well, Craig. How are you? I'm doing fantastic. So a police officer pulls a woman over and says to her,

license registration, please, and the gal says to the police officer, no problem officer, very polite,

what did I do? And the police officer says to her, I saw you holding your cell phone in your right hand while you were driving. You're not allowed to use the cell phone while you're driving. Distracted driving and all that stuff. Of course. It's not a big deal, but it's a fine. It's a ticket. and I get a couple points on your license.

And the gal says to the police officer, just tell me again exactly what you saw me doing, so I understand it.

And the officer, who again, very polite to her, says to the motorist, I saw you holding a phone in your right hand above the dashboard.

That's how I saw it.

And the woman raises her right arm.

She does not have a right hand.

She has a stump for an arm, and there's no right hand.

And she says to the officer,

you said you saw me holding my phone in my right hand.

Is that correct?

And I saw in the officer's body cam.

Yeah.

And he goes, that's correct.

I saw you holding your phone in your right hand.

And she goes, I don't have a back hand, okay?

So then you got to get me in the video, please, Pedy.

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