Craig at the Wedding (Summer House S9 Reunion Part 2 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Amy and Riley provide their thoughts on Tom Girardi's prison sentence, Scheana Shay's Prep-H campaign, Paige DeSorbo's new pajama line, Brynn Whitfield bailing on Bravo Love Hotel, this week's The Valley After Show, and way more than that! (00:00 - 46:55) We then discuss the Part 2 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (46:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.3	Well, it used to be all yellow for Chris Martin, but now I bet he's feeling a bit blue.
0:13.1	Yes, that's right.
0:14.0	We at Turtle Time are sorry to exclusively report for the first time that Chris Martin
0:19.0	and Dakota Johnson have separated. Well, I guess you can say
0:22.5	that no matter whatever the hell color Chris Martin is, he's certainly no longer 50 shades of gray,
0:28.4	which is a movie that Dakota Johnson, his fiance, starred in. Wow. She's really, I think that
0:35.2	I'm kind of excited for her future.
0:39.7	Like, she's going to be, I think she's going to get exponentially more famous now.
0:43.9	Oh, yeah.
0:44.8	Do you think he was sort of kind of blocking her light a little bit, that wonderful light that she has?
0:52.8	Yeah, they're like living that Malibu
0:55.1	lifestyle. She was always just sort of like MIA. Like she wasn't doing much. And then she has that new
1:01.5	A-24 movie coming out that looks buzzy and good, dare I say, maybe. Yeah, what is that film?
1:09.0	The Materialists.
1:12.2	It's Celine's song.
1:16.2	She did that Greta Lee movie that was good.
1:27.2	The like sad, romantic one about the, she was like, it was her childhood Korean friend versus her like Brooklyn husband. Did you see that? What was it called?
1:31.3	Movie. Yeah, I haven't. Oh, I remember that. That was a heavy hitter a year ago or a couple years ago. Yeah, you know, I find myself, I don't think about Dakota Johnson very often. I think about the big,
1:45.0	I think about LimeGate, uh, when she revealed that the architectural digest production company
1:52.0	was the people that filled up her big bowl with limes and that she doesn't give a shit about
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