Crackers

The Big Fib

GZM Shows

Education, Comedy, Leisure, Games

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0	Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.
0:07.0	Cousin-Geth Roosevelt,
0:09.0	wore an antigravity belt, dinosaurs had two brains.
0:12.0	Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars,
0:15.0	or at least they will one day.
0:18.0	Believe me, I'm a historian,
0:20.0	an astronaut or drive a delorian.
0:22.0	Would I lie? It's hard to do that. An astronaut or drive a delorean.
0:23.0	Would I lie?
0:24.0	It's hard to say.
0:26.0	The Big Fip!
0:28.0	Can you spot the light?
0:30.0	Some pigs could buy.
0:32.0	But if you ask me why can you trust the answer.
0:36.0	The Big Phythe!
0:38.0	Realm Oyster Bay, New York, this is The Big Phib. And now here's your host Deborah Goldstein
0:45.6	Welcome to the Big Fib the game show where kids choose between the crisp and
0:50.1	Moorish snack-tastic truth and the dry unsavory crackpot of lies.
0:56.0	I'm your host Deborah Goldstein and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa
1:00.5	whose name stands for live in studio audience.
1:04.0	And this robot has something for Y-O-U.
1:08.0	Oh, who me? That's so nice, Lisa.
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