Crack Teeth
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2018
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central! |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome to episode 7 of The Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project JRPP. |
| 0:08.2 | Junior Vice President. |
| 0:09.6 | If the NFL didn't say anything to me after the last episode, they're definitely not listening. |
| 0:14.1 | We're in win-now mode because it's the only mode we got. |
| 0:17.1 | No other modes, not interested. |
| 0:19.1 | Keep your lesser modes. |
| 0:20.6 | Choke on the modes. |
| 0:31.0 | Hey buddy. |
| 0:32.0 | What's up, man? |
| 0:33.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:34.0 | Good. |
| 0:35.0 | Are you going to say welcome back to episode 7? |
| 0:37.0 | I just said that at the beginning of the show. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, but usually say it again. |
| 0:41.0 | Well, I'm mixing it up. |
| 0:42.0 | You know, we got to make it sound like we just sighed each other for the first time as they hit record. |
| 0:47.0 | I kind of forgot that last week's episode was a pulse razor for a lot of people until you said that just now. |
| 0:56.0 | There were some internal emails from Comedy Central. |
| 0:59.0 | Did you didn't hear anything at the NFL? |
| 1:01.0 | Not at the NFL. |
| 1:02.0 | I mean, from other friends of mine, I just thought it was a little molestation heavy. |
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