Crabgrass Wizard w/ Dan St Germain

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Improv, Business, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Stand-up, Entrepreneurship

4.7 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Dan St. Germain is BACK to discuss his work on the Kevin Hart roast, the trauma of being a Cowboys fan, and the strangeness of the Hantavirus cruise. Will shares what it’s like living a double life like Hannah Montana, Liam discovers a secret sauna, and Dan jokes that he’ll write jokes for anyone from eco-terrorists to White House correspondents, as long as the check clears. Follow Dan: https://www.instagram.com/danst.germain/?hl=en Dan’s Special and Upcoming Shows: https://danstgermain.net/ SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. If you’re ever injured, check out Morgan & Morgan: https://www.forthepeople.com/AFPOD Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. (00:00) - Intro (00:52) - Getting Mogged By His Castmates (09:09) - Library Cards (17:18) - Sauna Discovery (21:13) - Prison Pen Pal (26:27) - 60 Days In (27:54) - Dan St Germain Joins the Pod (36:21) - Kevin Hart Roast (46:35) - Baby Gronk (51:40) - Ben Affleck Movies (58:39) - John Travolta’s New Look (1:06:30) - Cracker of the Week (1:21:06) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:52.9	working? Yes. How are we looking over there, Guy? Guy, how are we looking? Guy, we're looking great. Cool. Thanks for the macho guy. Thanks for the machi guy. I'm feeling heinous today. Why? I don't know. I just feel like ugly. Emily? But I'm not, but I'm not like looking for you to say. I'm not like ugly. But I'm not,
1:11.0	but I'm not like looking for you to say,
1:13.2	like I'm not like compliment.
1:14.8	That's great.
1:15.5	That's good.
1:16.3	Perfect.
1:16.8	So we can move on.
1:21.0	Emily, don't say that about yourself.
1:23.2	Ever again.
1:23.9	Yeah, never say it.
1:24.7	Hey, don't talk to my friend like that.
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