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Synchronicity with Noah Lampert

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Synchronicity with Noah Lampert

Noah Lampert

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Spirituality

4.8766 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Beaming down from crab world to shoot the shit for 10 minutes.

 

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0:00.0

All my tears be washed away

0:07.0

All my tears be washed away

0:11.0

When I go, don't cry for me

0:14.0

In my father's arms I'll be be

0:28.6

Sun and moon will be replaced with the light of Jesus face Golden silver behind the eye, temporary reaches white.

0:45.3

Come and eat from heaven's store, come and drink and there's no more.

0:57.0

So we'd not for me, my friend, when my time below does it.

1:10.0

Welcome to Synchronicity. I don't know how long it's been since the last one. Who cares? Today, when I was

1:15.0

dropping my son off at school, I just got a new car and a guy asked, hey, is that electric? And I said,

1:22.2

I don't know, which is, of course, wrong. I do know if my car is electric, but in my head, I thought he was asking,

1:30.8

is it a hybrid? Which I did also know the answer to, but got confused in the moment. So I said,

1:36.8

I don't know. And he looked at me like I'm an insane and or retarded person, which is the only

1:41.8

acceptable answer to caring the, I don't know whether I put

1:45.3

gas or electricity in my car. I said, I just bought it. I bought it for the sound system, which is

1:51.6

true. But I mean, like, it's the morning, dude, I wasn't ready for a social engagement,

1:56.7

talk about a car. I was just trying to get the kid out of the car and his zipper was stuck.

2:01.1

It was a thing. Anyway, so that's how my life is going. It's pretty good. I got to say.

2:06.8

Here's the thing. I haven't been podcasting because am I not, am I supposed to not set up a digital

2:13.2

crab empire? I mean, if you think about it just legitimately and logically, right, you pretty much

2:20.5

if you, you got to spend 20, 20 hours, 22 hours a day setting up a digital crab empire. No?

2:27.0

I'm pretty sure you do. You do. I think you do. Well, I've done it. So that's done.

2:32.4

It's a little maintenance here and there but it's done so that's fun uh

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