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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Cash bumps into T.J. at a Fracking protest to discuss the location of sex organs, the mystery of water towers, and shooting Elvis in the [nickname for Richard]. Referenced in this Episode: Love and Germaphobia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TauzOEG6-Ns Johnny Cash water tower (close enough): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPBPt0KGb0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Every time I, every time I buy something impulsively, I think of you, like, because you're, you're, you're a real like, uh, impulse buyer.

0:17.0

So the other day the kids were stunned.

0:20.0

You see something and you just grab it. It's not something you were shopping for.

0:24.0

This isn't a criticism. It's something I think is kind of fun about you.

0:28.0

So just give me this goddamn it.

0:30.0

Sure.

0:31.0

But the other day I was looking at the surf report and there was, there was these shoes called, I call them kangriels.

0:40.0

I guess they're kangriels, but kangriels or something.

0:43.0

Have you heard of these shoes?

0:45.0

No.

0:46.0

And I told Chance I was like, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna buy some kangriels right now.

0:50.0

Cause they have like fur in them and you can wear them after you surf and they're like slipper sort of.

0:54.0

Really?

0:55.0

You wear them around town too.

0:56.0

Okay, sure.

0:57.0

I'm like, I just, I'm, I'm gonna buy some, uh, I don't know what you guys are doing tonight, but I'm gonna purchase some kangriels right now.

1:03.0

And that's what you ended up doing.

1:05.0

And I bought the kangriels and, uh, and they thought I was joking.

1:09.0

They're coming right now.

1:11.0

But they, they thought, they thought as we speak, they're out there.

1:13.0

Yeah.

1:14.0

As we speak in this very moment.

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