I'm looking up at the TV, they're back to school struggles on Good Morning America and they're talking about the laptop shortage.

Try to buy a Chromebook anywhere in the United States right now, not possible. They do not exist. Target, Walmart, Best Buy is completely out nationwide.

So we got to get the word to China. Get your slave laborers hump and come on.

I waited too long thinking that, well, there weren't anyone I looked like a month ago, but I thought, well, there'll be some around, but there aren't.

Because every kid all of a sudden needs one. They just don't exist. Luckily we had an extra Apple Mac air something or other that I wasn't actually using them.

I'm gonna use that for my son, but you can't buy a Chromebook right now.

What if we still have one of my kids from when they're in high school or college? Put that thing on eBay and make a mint.

How old are your kids? Where are you put people off? They run on coal, yes. Shubbuk hole into it.

I got crank them up. I'll just claim they're new and then you know when people try to return to me, I'm not answering the calls.

Play pong on that thing. Come on now.

I was gonna say, oh, so we got this texture talking a little bit about the convention. I was planning to watch zero.

I didn't watch any last week except for Biden. I was planning to watch none this week except for Trump. Then I found out Trump was on every night.

So I'm flipping through the channels last night. I come across some of the convention. Trump was they said Donald Trump coming up in a few minutes.

I thought, okay, I'll buy it. I'll see how that is. And he did a little thing sitting in. I don't know if he was in the Oval Office or where he was with a bunch of people that had been prisoners in other countries.

I can tell you if it was the Oval Office or not, what shape was the room?

Rectangular. Was it say a circle, but kind of longish?

And he was interviewing people that he had our government had gotten out of being held hostage in Iran and North Korean.

That was interesting.

And I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was pretty well done. And Donald Trump, the, you know,

a host of the apprentice skills showed through. And so I got kind of sucked in. And then I saw a couple of speeches.

And I saw the highlights of her show Walker, former NFL star, he's been trophy winner black guy saying I've known Donald Trump for 34 years.

He is no racist. And here's why you should vote Republican. I thought, man, that's really good. Then there was some black Democratic congressman for somewhere.

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