“Coyote dick” with Chelsea Peretti
The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week we have our first repeat guest! Chelsea Peretti joins Moshe and Natasha from her exercise bike in the shower to catch up with caller Brenna and react to a few secrets!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. I'm your host Natasha Luzero and tonight I am joined by my lover Mosha |
| 0:14.3 | Cashier. I'm gonna let him talk a little bit tonight. Hi everybody. I'm honored to be here. |
| 0:19.5 | I'm honored to be with you Natasha. Cool big fan. Thank you. |
| 0:23.8 | Uh, Tash. Yeah. What's up? Oh, I'm good. You always do that. Sometimes my kid looks at me and I see myself like a |
| 0:34.8 | immediately doing a fake smile. Really? So she like thinks I'm smiling and happy. I that is so weird. |
| 0:40.4 | Well, are you usually like frowning? I'm usually like zoning out looking distressed. God, Natasha. |
| 0:48.2 | So then she'll look at me and I'll have like one of those looks on and I'll be like, that seems, I don't, that seems less than ideal. |
| 0:55.8 | You don't think she sees you doing that. It's like my mom is fake. She's not a dog. It's not fake though because I do love life and her. |
| 1:04.0 | It's just, you know, I'm there's an onslaught happening. I love life and her too. You know, tonight she asked me to |
| 1:10.7 | read her to tell her an astronaut story. I've been doing different astronaut stories every night. That's cute. Yep, making them up. |
| 1:16.4 | I hear you in their playing ground control to major Tom. Yes. Space Audity. Is it? Is it called? I thought it was space |
| 1:23.6 | Odyssey, but you think you're right. Yeah. Audity. Anyway, it's cute. Tonight we did a story about another girl with her exact same name. |
| 1:30.1 | They lived on Saturn who became a member of the Saturn Space program and flew to Earth and looked her up in the phone book and then came to find her and then they were twins and they became best friends. |
| 1:39.3 | And she at the end of every every time I say the end she goes, that's a nice story. Oh, that's cute. Well, she's a very easy audience to please. |
| 1:47.6 | Did you know that Diane towards child is named 17? |
| 1:50.6 | You know, um, Erica Badoe and Andre 3000's child is named seven. Oh, interesting. So they should get together. And what's Elon Musk's kid? |
| 2:02.5 | Kid's name. Um, COVID is not real, I think. We can't make we can't talk about him. X. |
| 2:12.4 | X hash X ash and then 40 or something. |
| 2:17.1 | X ash ash ash ash ash ash, which is the it's actually the trigonometric equation that explains how Elon Musk was able to get grimes. |
| 2:27.6 | I believe it is Billy. The number is Billy. I love those pictures of Elon Musk like before he got his hair plugs. |
| 2:36.3 | Elon Musk is the worst, but I do want a Tesla. And I would be willing to do an ad for Tesla on this podcast if it meant getting one. Just throwing that to the universe. Natasha. |
| 2:47.9 | Yes. Should we just cut to the chase here? We're getting a divorce. Okay. No, let's call our friend because it's fine. |
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