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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Cowboy In Culottes

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Comedy, Robert Kelly, Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jay, Bobby, and their ladies went to the home of Luis J. Gomez to watch the big game. Luis' new young girlfriend rubs Bob's wife the wrong way and Jay makes his world famous stromboli. Bob accuses Jay of giving him hope for his hapless Patriots when there clearly was none. | Kid Rock's halftime show got the gang talking because of its poor production and bizarre song choices. Bobby teaches jacob about the easter eggs in Bad Bunny's performance. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. I was over watching fucking Kid Rock, bring America back to its fucking... Bring Back to its feet. The Kid Rock was so bad. It was so funny, bad. I heard it was awful. You didn't watch any of them? I watched two seconds. I watched the Bad Bunny? That I watched. What a show. I didn't watch the Kid Rock. Oh, you watched the whole band.

0:22.9

First of all, the Kid Rock one I didn't.

0:24.5

The part... I watched two seconds. A bad bunny? That I watched. What a show.

0:40.3

I didn't watch the kid rock. Oh, you watched the whole bad bunny. First of all, the kid rock. The party, the impromptu party Lewis was throwing. He was like, I'm like, who's going to be there? And he's, because it matters. And I go, because I know his girl's going to be there. And I just, you know, I didn't want to be there with one of Lewis's girls.

0:41.1

Well, Max Strud matters. And I go, because I know his girl's going to be there. And I just, you know, I didn't want to be there with one of Lewis's girls. Well, Max tries to steal. While Max can appropriately steal his girlfriend. Yeah, with my adult wife. So I called Jay. Jay's like, if you go, I go. So we're like, all right, I'm going. And I go, who's going? Jay, Christine, Dawn, Max, James, my girl, me.

0:57.2

I was like, I'm in. and I go, who's going? Jay, Christine, Dawn, Max, James, my girl, me.

0:57.2

I was like, I'm in.

0:58.5

And then we showed up and there's just two rogue dudes,

1:01.3

just two wild cards.

1:03.6

Well, it's Lewis's nephew, who I don't know,

1:05.6

he genuinely could have been 41 years old or 12.

1:08.1

It's just, he had man, man, boy face.

1:10.5

He's either 12 with a beard or 47 with pituitary issue. Yeah. It's one of those two, though. And then, uh, James, and then, uh, Maddie Jester Sculls. He's a right. He's a guest digital guy forever. I didn't, I didn't know him, though. But I came in and he was just staring at me. You know what? If you saw him, maybe when he had shorter hair, you might recognize it. He's been around for years.

1:29.3

I guess I met him a bunch of times.

1:30.6

When I walked in,

1:31.5

I,

1:31.6

I, came in and he was just staring at me you know what if you saw him maybe when he had shorter hair and you might recognize it he's been around for i guess i met him a bunch of times when i walked in i didn't know him but i guess he knew me and thought i knew him and i came in hot yeah i came in i was like who the fuck's this right to his face yeah because i was just this guy i was just in shock that there was because i thought it was just going to be us. Yeah.

2:00.7

And it was so funny, I brought. And who else was your other little treat? I brought. Who else was the other little treat that was there, though? Oh, oh, Joshio. Joshio. For us. Mick Joshio. Yeah, fucking micro-joshing me the whole fucking. I just came home from a full weekend of Josh, traveling with his dog.

2:01.8

And then he goes,

2:03.4

I got the seat next to you.

2:38.0

Oh, fuck off. I just came home from a full weekend of Josh traveling with his dog. And then he goes, I got the seat next to you. He told me that. It was great news. I go, I sleep on the plane and he goes, ow, I got the seat next to you. I go, so I sleep the whole time. But now it would be better, you're right, if Leka was under my feet. It would be better if your dragon was underneath my legs while we were a thing. thing. Aleka's actually very the flight. All right. And we got to say that every time. No, no, no. Bobby, you know, I can't wait to tell you with Josh. You know, I can't wait to tell you with Josh. I'm talking. Leca was fine. Actually, Leca is probably better than Josh because Josh doesn't shut the fuck up the whole flight. Hey, anyways, yeah, I do a comedy jam.

2:35.6

Dude, he was, he, there's, I love Josh.

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