Welcome to the Highloat, the weekly conversation between Dolly Alderton and Pandora Sykes.

And speaking of Dolly Alderton, congratulations on the publication of Ghost Star, I'm so

proud of you. Oh, I love you. Thank you. I'd like to congratulate myself, actually, but

not about ghosts. About making a discovery this week, it is old news to some, but for

me, it's new and it's a wonder, and I'm sure it will be new to some of our listeners.

So you'd like to congratulate yourself for finding an old news story. Yeah. I think the

bar is high for this week's episode. Press on now. Did you know that in 2018, Matt

Hancock, when he was culture secretary, launched his own app. No, was it called, what

could Matt Hancock's app be called? I tell you what it's called, it's called Matt Hancock.

Oh, right. And I know that because I downloaded it last week. It's a blue square on my phone

in Calibri font. It just says Matt Hancock. So the app features picture galleries and

videos with updates on his activities. It allows users to sign up as friends and chat

with other fans of the Matt Hancock app. First time users agree to the cheery video of

Mr Hancock saying, hi, I'm Matt Hancock and welcome to my app. So he's just using an

app. I think he's just misunderstood the premise of social media because that's how

people use Instagram or a website. Precisely. The regularities is a little bit patchy. Two

months ago was the last update. Today I'm announcing that we're forming the National

Institution for Health Protection. 11 comments. The comments are pretty poultry. Joanne says,

love to your speech this morning, Matt. You doing brilliantly, trying to get back to normal

again. Hope you had a good timing call will. And then someone else has said, you're a

bell end Matt Hancock. And then before that, there was an update four months ago. Picture

of a horse. Absolutely thrilling. Third straight gold cup win at Royal Ascot for new market

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