I was promised by a four-year-old that I was going to a cow battle. I've never been to a cow battle. I've never seen cows fight each other. I didn't know what a cow battle was. It turns out you shouldn't take the advice of four-year-olds because they don't know what they're talking about. We always have an odd one in the crowd, though. It's kind of odd. I just sightedly odd. Isn't that strike you is a little bit odd? No, it doesn't strike me as a little bit odd. It's the Bob and Sherry Oddcast, with stuff we wouldn't, couldn't, or shouldn't do on the regular show. Now, here's the odd cast. So, last Sunday, my husband comes to me. he goes, hey, you want to meet Andrew? That's our oldest son. You want to meet Andrew and the girls at the Ag Center after church on Sunday? And I was like, do I ever? What's happening there? And so I asked Ada, who's for? And she said, we're going to a cow battle.

Now, you know, I grew up in the country and been to a lot of rodeos, a lot of livestock shows.

I have never seen two cows battle.

This is not the same thing as bullfighting.

A bull fighting is bull versus Matador.

According to Ada, these two cows were going to basically be boxing. And I thought to myself, I've never heard of such a thing, right? But what do I know?

You know, I hardly leave the house. Maybe cow battling is a thing now. So I'm excited. I'm like,

man, I need to dress for a cow battle because it's

probably going to get dirty. So I dress up to go to the cow battle and we head on out to meet

Andrew and the girls after church. And there's no cow battle. There are no cows at all. And Ada was

very disappointed and damn, you know I was disappointed. And now you're

disappointed too, aren't you? Because you were really hoping to hear, you know, some graphic

description of two cows going cow mono a cow mono. But instead, what I found,

a moono, a moono. Yeah, exactly. Thank moo, a mu no, a mu no.

Yeah, exactly.

Thank you, Mara.

I'm not going to lie, I was super disappointed.

Cows are the most dangerous animal on earth.

They're more dangerous than sharks.

And if you're going, no, well, here's why.

Here's why, son, sit down and listen.

Because in order to get eaten or attacked by a shark, you have to put your body into the ocean. And there are a ton of people that don't live anywhere near an ocean. But cows are on land. And you can be mined in your own damn business and a cow comes for you. They can be very, very dangerous and aggressive. They're big animals and you don't want to mess with them, right?

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